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21 Funny Plumbing Quotes That Will Leave You In Stiches

funny plumbing quotes When it comes to plumbing it can sometimes be a dirty and thankless job. We hope you find these funny plumbing quotes a bit humorous and at least one of them will make you smile and lighten your day.

Who said that plumbing couldn’t be funny?

Plumbing Quote #1

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“Two things you hope you never have to use, a gun and a toilet plunger”
Source: Funnymeme.com

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Plumbing Quote #2

“A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.”
Arthur Baer

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Plumbing Quote #3

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits, it just kept them inside the house.” Alfred Hitchcock

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The 3 plumbing laws:

  1. Sh^t runs down hill.
  2. Payday is Friday.
  3. Don’t eat with your fingers.

Plumbing Quote #4

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“Wanted: Experienced plumber or swimming instructor.”

Plumbing Quote #5

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“A-Team Drain Cleaning, I Pity the Stool.”

Plumbing Quote #6

funny plumbing quotes (2)“We know our sh*t.”

Plumbing Quote #7

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“To you, it may be sh*t. To us, it’s bread and butter. Sh*t business is serious business.”

Plumbing Quote #8

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“Cluster Fuck. A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.”

Plumbing Quote #9

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“Don’t Sleep with a Drip. Call Your Plumber.”

Plumbing Quote #10

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“The great debate.”

Plumbing Quote #11

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“Professional plumber. We’ll repair what your husband fixed!”

Plumbing Quote #12

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“Should I call an electrician or a plumber?”

Plumbing Quote #13

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“Bill was happy that his kids were able to keep themselves busy while he fixed the plumbing.”

Plumbing Quote #14

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“Plumbers are famous for their cracks but they should be famous for the way in which they snake drains.”

Plumbing Quote #15

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“Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.”

Plumbing Quote #16

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“Ohhhh, it’s a deep burn!”

Plumbing Quote #17

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“I don’t always fix my own plumbing, but when I do, I have to go back to lowe’s at least twice.”

Plumbing Quote #18

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“Everyone calm down. I got this.”

Plumbing Quote #19

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“A flush beats a full house.”

Plumbing Quote #20

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“Real women marry plumbers.”

Plumbing Quote #21

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“Don’t be a racist! Be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican…jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.

 

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